There are plenty of monkeys around the area I live.
At certain times of the day, they'd crowd around the pathway
and I'd walk past them as if they're fellow pedestrians.
(See, I don't discriminate.)
when a monkey approached me with glaring eyes,
gritting it's teeth and blocking my path,
hoping I'd throw him my drink like all the others would.
A monkey munching on a piece of someone's bread.
To assist with storytelling, let's name the monkey Mr. Colgate.
To assist with storytelling, let's name the monkey Mr. Colgate.
(he looked like he had pretty clean teeth)
So I glared back at Mr. Colgate, gritted my teeth and shouted, "NO!"
But Mr. Colgate wouldn't budge...until I stomped my foot.
Path cleared so I walked on, only to find Mr. Colgate stalking me,
still with gritted teeth and wide glaring eyes.
I had to stand strong. I paid for my drink, I deserve it.
No way was I going to give it to a wild monkey.
Once again, I glared at Mr. Colgate, yelled "NO"
and stomped my foot like a maniac.
I had to repeat this routine a number of times enough to embarrass myself
before Mr. Colgate would leave me alone.
and stomped my foot like a maniac.
I had to repeat this routine a number of times enough to embarrass myself
before Mr. Colgate would leave me alone.
Alright, not much of a story.
Just wanted to brag about my courage of a lion. Heh.























