Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Introduction to 'Scatology'


A decade ago when I was about 7 and my sister was 5, Japhia was surfing the Internet...
Japhia: Che che (meaning 'older sister' in cantonese), why don't have Care Bears wan?
Janna: Just go to carebears.com la.
Japhia: Yea, that's what I did. This is carebears.com la.
Janna: So?
Japhia: Why all naked pictures wan?
Janna: Really? Click the next page and see.
Japhia: Che, more naked pictures.
*Janna goes over to check*
Janna: Hmm, that's strange.
Japhia: Why Care Bears like that wan?
Janna: Uhmm...Japhia...how do you spell 'bear'?
Japhia: B-A-R-E la.
My first [and last] visit to a porn website.



6 comments:

Lynette Natasha said...

OMGOSH! i remember this!
And then once we went to the cyber cafe near your housing area and someone (i forgot who) told us to visit the site.
WHOA.eye opening experience.

CBB said...

HAHAHA. right after star trek. lol.

Andrea Kong said...

HAHAHAHA. CARE BARE.
I honestly can't remember these bears. Is it a TV series?

Sabrina.C said...

hhahahahahhaha awww. japhia's bimbo moments... =)

Jayjay said...

In my defence,I made a spelling mistake at 5. NOT a moral mistake.To sab:blonde moment is not equal to bimbo moment. but well... i guess you do have your clever moments sabrina. =)

Janna Wong Q.E. said...

Lynette Natasha: curious kids you were. tsk tsk. saw any to your liking? lol.

CBB: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Andrea Kong: Yep. About cute little bears with belly badges that live on clouds and slide down rainbows.

Sabrina: Hahaha.

Jayjay: Forgiven.