Sunday, October 25, 2009

Cookie Science

I've been busier stressing than studying. Therefore, I must destress.

What better way than baking cookies?

Okay, plenty of better ways but through this, you get to eat yummy comfort food after that and feel thoroughly guilty much later.
For this one I don't even end up feeling too guilty because I made healthy wholesome oatmeal cookies.
Baking shares much common ground with science experiments.


Aim: To bake mouth watering fruit and oatmeal cookies.
Problem statement: How to bake mouth watering fruit and oatmeal cookies?
Hypothesis: If the correct amount of each ingredient is used, one should be able to create the perfect fruit and oatmeal cookie [if you follow instructions accurately].
Technique: Follow instructions and improvise when faced with seeming impossibilities. Use proper measuring cups. Add what you like, minus what you don't .
Variables: Manipulated: The amount of each ingredient used.
                  Responding: The cookie.
                  Fixed: The mixer, the paper.
Materials:
- 1 cup (1/2 pound or 2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened
- 1 cup brown sugar, packed
- 3/4 cup granulated sugar
- 1 1/2 cups all purpose flour
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 1 teaspoon baking soda
- 1/2 teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg
- 1 teaspoon cinnamon
- 2 large eggs, well beaten
- 1 tablespoon vanilla
- 3 cups rolled oats (Use Quaker Quick or Old Fashioned. Do NOT use instant.)
- 1 1/2 cups raisin
- 1/2 cup chopped walnuts (optional)



 Diagram (a)

Apparatus: mixing bowl or electric mixer, bowls, cutlery and spatula.
Procedure:
1. Pre-heat oven to 350 degree Farenheit [which is about 190 degree Celsies but 170 degree Celcius should do the trick for a nice tanned bottom]. Grease two large cookie sheets or line with Silpat, parchment paper or waxed paper.
2. In a large mixing bowl, beat butter until creamy. Add sugars; beat until fluffy, about 3 minutes. Beat in eggs. Add vanilla.
3. Mix flour, salt, baking soda, cinnamon and nutmeg together in medium bowl. Stir dry ingredients into butter-sugar mixture. Stir in raisins and nuts. Stir in oats.
4. Spoon out dough by large tablespoonfuls onto prepared cookie sheets, leaving at least 2 inches between each cookie as shown in Diagram (b).


 Diagram (b)

5. Bake until cookie edges turn golden brown, 10-12 minutes. Cool 1 minute on cookie sheets. Then carefully remove them, using a metal spatula, to a wire rack.
6. Cookies are ready to be served as shown in Diagram (c).


 Diagram (c)

Observation:
1. Mixture/batter looks like vomit before baking as shown in Diagram (d).


Diagram (d)

2. Cookies nicely expand as well as turn golden brown in oven.
3. Cookies are soft when warm but harden up when cooled. Smell and taste FANTASTIC.
Conclusion: The hypothesis is accepted. If the correct amount of each ingredient is used, one should be able to create the perfect fruit and oatmeal cookie [if you follow instructions].

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Introduction to 'Scatology'


A decade ago when I was about 7 and my sister was 5, Japhia was surfing the Internet...
Japhia: Che che (meaning 'older sister' in cantonese), why don't have Care Bears wan?
Janna: Just go to carebears.com la.
Japhia: Yea, that's what I did. This is carebears.com la.
Janna: So?
Japhia: Why all naked pictures wan?
Janna: Really? Click the next page and see.
Japhia: Che, more naked pictures.
*Janna goes over to check*
Janna: Hmm, that's strange.
Japhia: Why Care Bears like that wan?
Janna: Uhmm...Japhia...how do you spell 'bear'?
Japhia: B-A-R-E la.
My first [and last] visit to a porn website.



Monday, October 5, 2009

Graduation Night 2009

Graduation Night 2009 of Methodist Girls' School, Ipoh  took place in Tower Regency Hotel
on the 2nd of October.

Theme: Disney Masquerade

Entry denied unless masked right?


  So I bedazzled a simple black mask.


Tied my hair.


Donned my dress.


I did some really simple make-up.
[What's the hassle about? I seriously don't comprehend.]


Masked.


Unmasked.


Loaded my .36 Colt and slipped it through the garter cum concealed holster.
Armed for the event.

*Angelina Jolie moment*

And I was ready to be whisked off by the stagecoach!


Girls at my table.


From left: Jing, Wei Li, Estee, Putt, Shi Yun


From left: Putt, Shi Yun, Pay Leng, Peng Han


From left: Gwyn, ME, Carynne
[classmates and best friends since Form 1]

Sorry guys, most of them are taken.
The rest...well...the rest are just unavailable.
You are allowed to decipher 'unavailable' if there's a need.

The night began with...
photo session?
It actually began with food. We took pictures pretty much throughout the entire night.


Gwyn and I.


Shi Yun, Gwyn and I.


Wei Li, Estee, Putt and I.


Pay Leng, Gwyn and I.


Shi Yun and I.


Jing [my class monitor] and I.


Irene and I.


Jun Ne and I.



Jia Min, Pay Leng and I.


Ping Qing and I.


Puan Tengku Hasnah [my Form 4 BM teacher] and I.


Nirosha and I.


My Sailormoon and I.


From left: Peng Han, Carynne, Raveena, Gwyneth, me, Pay Leng.


Raveena [friend since my primary school days] and I.


From left: Han, Shi Yun, me, Su San, Leng, Gwyn, Ryn


Anna [drummer of the Form 4 band] and I.


The princesses and I.
They add enchanment to the night.


Shankary [friend since primary school days] and I.


Stephanie and I.


Niresh and I.


Sonia and I.


Wei Li [my choir president] and I.


Putt [the monitor of Eng Lit class] and I.


English Literature class of 2008-2009.


Lai May and I.


Jean [Form 4 committee], Ryn and I.

 
Ms. Azana [the event manager/planner] and I.


Pay Leng, Peng Han, Gwyn, Ryn and I.


The Top 20 contestants nominated by the teachers to compete for the title 'Grad Queen 2009'.

The winner is...


...one of my best friends, LIEW SHI YUN. :D
Congratulations dear.

The theme Disney Masquerade is rather enthralling.
Of course many of us prefer something Venetian or even Mardi Gras; anything but 'Disney' but I sure did enjoy being myself.

Some dressed glamourously and almost bridal.



 Some came as a replica of a Disney character.


Snow White!

Some bold bewitching wench she is.




 A very convincing threat, indeed.


From left: Peng Han, Shi Yun, me, Gwyn, Pay Leng, Ryn

[my girls, ALWAYYSSS :) ]

I've GRADUATED HIGHSCHOOL! HAH!




Goodbye highschool. Hello SPM future. :)