Saturday, January 30, 2010

YES: Mime Over Matter


Lesson 3: When it comes to pantomime, don't be embarass to embarass yourself.



 

 



 


 

 

 

 


How many embarrassing moments did I have to endure throughout YES? Countless. :(
*hides face*

PS: Pictures of the mime session we had at YES as well as a pantomine entitled 'Don't Touch' which we presented in several churches during the weekend.
Photo credits for all YES posts to Kai Chi, Darrell, Mark and Jon C.

Monday, January 25, 2010

YES: The Girl In The Guys Rule

 Note: If you have not read the last two posts, it is advisable that you do so before you proceed as this post is a continuation from the previous.

Lesson 2: The X sex chromosome of the XY is always there to stay...and RULE.


I present you...

MY BROTHER.
or inaccurately so...
my other sister.


 

 
AND HE SAID HE HAD BIGGER BOOBS THAN ME!

Shoutout to brother:
*scoffs*
YEA RIGHT.
Okay...maybe he's right...and maybe he's a D cup....
BUT IT LACKS VOLUME! HAH! BEAT THAT!
:P

Okay....stupid thing to say. *shuts up*






The OHSOSEDUCTIVE Kennard
goes PURRRRRRRRR!
[Note: If your tongue didn't vibrate when you read PURRRRRRRRR, you've got the pronounciation wrong.]


The OHSOSASSY Jonan. RAWR!

 
The OHSOKISSABLE Johanan.


The OHSOSEXAYYYYY Clement.
...who happened to fail the Hallelujah test and thus is deemed MOST SEXXXAAAYYYYYY
by fellows and friends.
WHOOO!

Saturday, January 23, 2010

YES Sir, Aye Aye Sir.

 Among the lessons learnt at YES...

Lesson 1: According to Liang, when you sing it's got to be with optimum space...




like this:




And we EXCELLED, looking like this:


There you have it, OPTIMUM SPACE!

We surpassed the requirement, no doubt. :)

Friday, January 22, 2010

YES: Rules of Engagement

 [NOTE: Due to insufficient time that I have for blogging, I am going to do a series of posts on YES]

Photo credits for all YES posts to Kai Chi, Darrell, Mark and Jon C.

Very early in the morning on the 4th of January 2010, I left for Bible College Malaysia, PJ to attend Youth Enrichment School (YES).

The experience was exceptionally mind-blowing!

At YES, there are certain standards of engagement one needs to understand and acquiesce.

1. All students should remain HORY [ not their abbreviation for 'horrible', but holy] at all times.

2. All students [ESPECIALLY METROSEXUAL GUYS] should keep their fingernails at natural.



3. All students should ace the Hallelujah test.

 How the Hallelujah test works...
Step 1: Lift both hands high up.
Step 2: Check if you are exposing any skin at the area between pants and shirt or underwear.
If you are, you achieve the ever dreaded 'F'.

It is highly crucial that we pass the Hallelujah test so that when we do things like...


this,


this will not happen.


This is what I call HORY. :)
Kennard and I aced it like a piece of cake!

PS: Expect more updates on YES in the days to come.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Good Riddance to...

First of all....veryveryveryveryvery belated merry christmas?

And now...

Iknowit'salreadybeeneighteendaysofthenewyearbut...nevertheless...

HAPPY 2010!

I'd like to begin with bidding someone goodbye.

I've never been so emotional on my blog...but I just have to share this.


To you who drained my soul... 
Everyday, I think of you and no matter how much I try to get you out of my mind, I just can't.
It wasn't easy...that phase...
Often, I would worry about you...
And alone, I'd cry when the pain was unbearable...
Occasionally, I even felt like we were married, spending so much time together.
Now I just thank God you're out of my life.
I doubt I'd ever miss you.
Goodbye you....goodbye to...










SPM! Goodbye forever.
[HEH. GOTCHA, DIDN'T I? LOL]

No more papers to do!


 two thirds of them are still clean

No more notes on the wall!



No more sticky notes on the wall either!



No more phone references!


I often try to recall most of what I've learnt before I go to bed.
It's frustrating to keep turning on the lights and flipping through books when I can't remember.

No more handy notes!



No more SPM level revision books!



No more SPM level textbooks!



Let us all take a moment to relish and savor this joyous divorce of Janna and SPM.

*moment begins*





*moment over*

Almost ephemeral.

Seeing my older friends leave school and taste such joy, they ALWAYS tell me very sarcastically to have fun in school.
Today is MY turn.

Dear juniors still attending school,

HAVE FUN IN SCHOOL. BE GOOD OKAY? :P

That felt awesome.
Alright, I'd admit - cheap thrill. Still, there's a tinge of satisfaction.